Honors for the Hoosier Thunderbolt1 in three hastily-hewn haiku2:
One Thunderbolt please.
Don't skimp on the gin, either.
Two dimes for the 'keep3.
The Amos Rusie--
Flail at one, two, three fastballs.
Repeat and again.
Spring training's arrived.
How 'bout a drink or seven?
He's as good as e'er.
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1 This sounds like a much better name for a train line than the Hoosier State. Mitch Daniels, forget all that government crap and legislative process and so forth. Make this a priority.
2 The plural of haiku is haiku. Also, this hack writer is terrible at creating them.
3 Rusie's grand moniker led to a drink of the same name. While research does not turn up any information on a recipe, it's probably safe to assume it had gin in it.