You may notice that I've changed the background photo, which now looks like an old daguerrotype of The Blob.
Because I was not a design major and fail at the Internet, I can't seem to make it look OK. But I'll keep trying.
For the meantime, I'll just tell you it's a sepia-tone photo of an old baseball glove from my grandparents' basement. Here's what the photo actually looks like1:
1 You can also view the background better by zooming out in your browser. Ctrl + the mouse wheel or Ctrl + the plus/minus key will zoom, if you're not in the know. You also may not need to do so if you have a higher resolution than I do, which you almost certainly do. 15" CRT monitors aren't renown for their high resolution settings.